Weekly tweets from 2018-08-20 to 2018-08-26

  • RT @taddmike: friend: "ok, when does a joke become a 'dad joke'?"

    me, with no hesitation: "when it becomes apparent" ->

  • RT @AinoSten: Ratikoiden uudet pysäkkikuulutukset on hyvä tapa opettaa 3-vuotiaalle paikannimiä Helsingissä. Tietää jo meidän kotipysäkin.… ->
  • RT @garza_onofre: Veo que muchos aquí en Twitter detestamos las mega obras de Sebastian, el Arjona de escultura la monumental en México.

    *… ->

  • RT @meteorologit: Hei, hei helteet, todennäköisesti emme enää tänä vuonna tapaa. Kohtasimme kaikkiaan 62 kertaa, ensimmäisen kerran jo 11.… ->
  • RT @SkyNewsTech: "These are relics from the forming of the universe" – Professor Carlos Frenk is part of the team that discovered that some… ->
  • RT @Rob_Russell: Without comment https://t.co/eFXyJbo9JA ->
  • This thread is confirmation of why you should avoid working with/for douchebags at all costs. If they think you’re… https://t.co/W6TApxPylU ->
  • RT @bvdhai: I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actua… ->
  • RT @janmpdx: Is Twitter a waste of time?
    Kant: What is "time"?
    Bataille: What is "waste"?
    Schelling: What is "is"?
    Heidegger: What is "of"?… ->
  • RT @SariRaassina: Olen aivan tyrmistynyt: Oulussa tarjotaan ”energiahoito”-ja ”enkeliterapia” -opetusta kansalaisopistossa. Huu-Haa-hoitoje… ->
  • RT @KateBour: It sucks when you’ve got a new product idea and your customer research proves that your assumptions were wrong and no one rea… ->
  • RT @JDFaithcomics: Me as a seven year old: I CANT BELIEVE THE PEOPLE OF KRYPTON WOULD DENY THE PLANET IS EXPLODING. THAT'S STUPID.

    Me now,… ->

  • RT @chselles: Sarampión en Europa:
    – 2015: 3 muertos, 3.900 casos
    – 2016: 16 muertos, 5.133 casos
    – 2017: 35 muertos, 21.315 casos
    – 6 PRIM… ->
  • RT @Alyssa_Milano: National security advisor:

    GUILTY.

    Foreign policy advisor:

    GUILTY.

    Personal attorney:

    GUILTY.

    Deputy campaign c… ->

  • RT @alendrotorres: – Tú lo dices
    – Lo sostengo
    – No te vayas a cansar
    – No le saques
    – Sí le saco
    – Pues se acabó este cantar 🎶🎶 https://t.… ->
  • Data-driven oligopolies. Ouch / Platform companies have to learn to share https://t.co/g75xXxVmxh via @financialtimes ->
  • Suomalainen valokuvaaja kuvasi Meksikon derby 30 vuotta sitten. ¡Arriba las @Chivas! https://t.co/ZOiU9SSd0a ->
  • https://t.co/UVNsMhS4A0 in reply to chivacongelado ->
  • RT @brianstelter: NYT page one: "PLEADING GUILTY, COHEN IMPLICATES PRESIDENT" https://t.co/wujKjUr17x ->
  • RT @Embamex_ASA: https://t.co/6OAbrfbcCm ->
  • RT @RichardHaass: i understand the focus on politics here at home, but 1) NK is not denuclearizing; 2) Venezuela is on the precipice; 3) a… ->
  • RT @bryanamaro18: Los tratos en Rayados..

    @SancadillaNorte https://t.co/8XPK4K39nz ->

  • RT @AlexandraUlmer: Venezuela’s version of The Onion writes that last night’s quake was a result of a tectonic plate trying to emigrate htt… ->
  • RT @RoadsKingdoms: If history is transmitted through food, then no city in the western hemisphere wears its past so proudly on its sleeve a… ->
  • RT @RoanhorseBex: "Navajo speakers coined a word for the internet that translates to “a feed bag; you just stuff yourself,” Another speaker… ->
  • RT @juhaetelaniemi: Ehdotan uutta sovellusta – Wilma for business

    Merkintöinä esim.

    – Tuli palaveriin ilman Powerpointteja
    – Lähti hakema… ->

  • RT @jahootsen: Friendly reminder to all non-Spanish speaking media members: it's actually incorrect to refer to Mexico's president-elect @l->
  • RT @liebano: Una actriz porno y una conejita del Playboy podrían salvar al mundo ->
  • RT @JustinParmenter: I tried something different at Open House this year and asked parents to write their child a brief note of encourageme… ->
  • Cena de aniversario con @viljux entonces no ví el Clásico Tapatío esta madrugada, pero me da gusto que los amargado… https://t.co/BsnjJdKXLN ->
  • 3 of 5 stars to Far-Seer by Robert J. Sawyer https://t.co/4x2UHukjSE ->