Weekly tweets from 2018-05-07 to 2018-05-13

  • RT @Noahpinion: Why doesn't Thanos just use the Infinity Gauntlet to set total fertility to 2.1? ->
  • RT @futbolmarcoh: Thanos gathered all 6 infinity stones but still couldn't save stoke from getting relegated https://t.co/ZyI2Q9aTCW ->
  • RT @rws26: Best GDPR joke yet:

    Man (in club): "Hey DJ, play Love to Hate You"

    DJ: "No"

    Man: "I demand it under my Right to Erasure" ->

  • RT @MFordFuture: An announcement: I have a new book coming out in November, which will consist of in depth conversations with the world's l… ->
  • RT @tanelitikka: Workplace humour: when ever someone has “senior” in their title, replace with “senile”. Politically incorrect hilarity ens… ->
  • RT @PersonsIsaiah: Death riding the Pale white horse while he is followed by Hell (represented by police) going totally unnoticed because o… ->
  • RT @martindelp: Hablando en serio, si Gallardo y Pizarro se van a Monterrey, habla horrores de su ambición. Los dos podrían ir a Europa. Ga… ->
  • RT @AmbDana: This comes as no surprise to any American who was living in the Arab world when Trump imposed his Muslim Ban. That was the day… ->
  • RT @annemcelvoy: Take the point but "the global order" now allegedly has so much outside it that it probably isn't the global order anymore… ->
  • RT @Europarl_FI: Oletko 18-vuotias ja #EU-kansalainen? Jos vastasit kyllä kumpaankin, sinulla on mahdollisuus saada tänä kesänä ilmainen #i->
  • RT @VancityReynolds: You’ve awakened a sleeping moose, Europe. #deadpool2 https://t.co/ZgpTUwLAJZ ->
  • RT @Noahpinion: I want to make an app where you push a button, and someone, somewhere in the world, randomly gets hit in the head with a fi… ->
  • RT @eperea: He dicho muchas veces que quien dice que México nunca ha estado peor, es porque no se acuerda de lo que era este país.

    Tenemo… ->

  • RT @JariTervo1: Kansanedustaja Laura Huhtasaari ilmoittaa haluavansa takaisin normaalin Suomen. Niin minäkin. Sen Suomen, jossa pro gradut… ->
  • RT @DeborahSuggRyan: Both mum (71) & daughter (17) beyond excited about @V_and_A #FridaKahlo. And all female friends, women I follow on soc… ->
  • RT @Barsalev: An example of what my wife and I send to her parents in Venezuela every month (but lefties in Europe will tell you Hugo Chave… ->
  • RT @UFOtekkie: hot off the presses https://t.co/D2PMrDBlQq ->
  • RT @ChumelTorres: La propuesta económica de AMLO se llama “Pejenomics”.

    Si seguimos con estas mamadas esperamos pronto “Meadinero”, “Bronc… ->

  • RT @Viri_Rios: Lo que sí necesitamos es un #Pejenomics reloaded, con info de los “cómos”. Eso sí que urge. ->
  • ¿Cuántos hispanoamericanos sabrán que se sigue hablando español en África? https://t.co/lzi2OAOzXc ->
  • RT @mims: Daily affirmation:

    The secret to a full life is to know yourself like targeted advertising algorithms do ->

  • Guess who’s got tickets for the @miseleccionmx@DBUfodbold match in Brøndby next month 😁. Now I just need to get… https://t.co/T8cffMxbIw ->
  • RT @Viri_Rios: Comienzo hilo sobre el "empresario pobre" que existe y es mucho más común que el "Empresario" en México (1/5). ->
  • 🍌 https://t.co/KNPckod5qR ->
  • RT @io9: Great news, nerf herders… the first reactions to Solo: A Star Wars Story are (mostly) very, very positive https://t.co/3NkdHSLMH… ->
  • RT @carajandb: I had no idea how databases are being testet. https://t.co/YufTEDaWoI ->
  • RT @Giliux: Leí #pejenomics con reticencia pero con seriedad:

    1) No es un plan de desarrollo, de hecho no es un plan.
    2) Es una colección… ->

  • RT @chrissiemurray: Every Mexican employer's dilemma: Which World Cup games should I let employees watch to keep them happy without complet… ->
  • RT @Ruairi_OB: Australia in the Eurovision like https://t.co/VvXZtMXtxR ->
  • RT @vpkivimaki: Seems we skipped spring and went straight to summer. https://t.co/Al8L0d2FEg ->
  • RT @AskAKorean: As a formerly non-English speaking immigrant, here is a story I cherish.

    It's 1997. I just moved from Korea to Los Angeles… ->

  • RT @tha_rami: First Encounter Of The #Eurovision Kind (2018) https://t.co/1mhTz05vIB ->
  • RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Eurovision, the yearly event where Europe finally wins something by not having America in it. ->
  • RT @JamesMelville: Dear Europe,

    Please vote for the UK in #Eurovision tonight. If 🇬🇧 wins, it will have to host Eurovision in 2019 and sh… ->

  • RT @voidphiI: when i watch eurovision i expect this and not boring het ballads #Eurovision2018 https://t.co/fuIFCZEIsc ->
  • Suomi, Suomi, Suomi!!!! #eurovision #IIHFWorlds2018 ->
  • RT @thinkfuera: Si mañana se consuma el Pichichi de @CharlynCorral me encantaría ver portadas parecidas en Mexico 👇🏻Es momento de reconocer… ->
  • RT @eallin: Those four guitarists are probably the only straight people in that whole competition. #Eurovision via Aki que está aquí ->
  • RT @MomentsES: ⚡️ ¿Sabías que la canción de Francia en #Eurovision está basada en una historia real? Conoce a Mercy, una niña que nació a b… ->
  • RT @veronicalderon: No sé qué estamos esperando para inscribir a México en #Eurovision. Con una probadita del folclor nacional ya ganamos.… ->