Musings from a child of globalisation.
RSS icon Home icon
  • It’s so cold in Finland, you can actually ski on the frozen sea

    Posted on January 24th, 2010 chivacongelado No comments

    Skiing over the frozen sea

    Furthermore the exercise, the environment and the beauty of it all are gorgeous.

    • Share/Bookmark
  • Skiing to work

    Posted on January 12th, 2010 chivacongelado No comments

    Skiing to the office

    One advantage of the huge amount of snow in Finland is that you can ski everywhere.  Just avoid gritted streets and you’ll be fine.

    • Share/Bookmark
  • Darwin Awards, Finnish Edition

    Posted on December 7th, 2009 chivacongelado 2 comments

    I have been thinking lately about the Darwin Awards, which you might know are all about:

    Honoring those who improve the species… by
    accidentally removing themselves from it!

    Given the general conditions of life here in the far north, there are a few ways in which you could very easily make yourself due to receive such an “honour”.  Some of my favourites below:

    • Riding a bike dressed in black in November-January.  Invisibility might be a good thing for ninjas, but you want to be as visible as possible so that you don’t get run over by a car.
    • Not enough clothing in winter, especially if alcohol is involved. Obvious really.
    • Not taking care of the sauna stove while drinking. How many times have we seen houses burn down, with people inside?
    • In summer, going fishing with a couple of beers on.  A few deaths every year involve people who drown in lakes with their zippers down.

    Any sure ways of winning the Darwin Awards that are common hereabouts you might want to add, that don’t include alcohol? ;-)

    I don’t know about you, but that’s probably the one award I could live my life without.

    • Share/Bookmark
  • The Muppets meet Queen

    Posted on November 29th, 2009 chivacongelado No comments

    • Share/Bookmark
  • Let it snow

    Posted on November 6th, 2009 chivacongelado No comments

    Office snowman

    Found at the main entrance of the headquarters of a famous multinational corporation after yesterday’s snowfall.  Whoever said Finns don’t have a sense of humour hasn’t spent long enough with them.

    • Share/Bookmark
  • Fog

    Posted on October 28th, 2009 chivacongelado No comments

    Fog in Keilalahti

    This time of the year it is very common to get foggy days in southern Finland.  I find them very interesting because the combination of setting with metheorological phenomenon brings to my mind images of Viking longships raiding the marshes and woods of the lands of the Fenni.

    A friend of mine did share a story of Vikings rading a warehouse full of precious animal furs near the town of Nokia, which is where  it takes is name from (noki being “soot” and sable being as black as it).  Somehow drunken barbarians warriors attacking a town for its pelts sounds pretty funny to me.

    This brings me to another point: every once in a while I feel like the Arab guy in The 13th Warrior. Par for the course for a southerner living in these northern lands ;)

    • Share/Bookmark
  • You’ve probably seen this before

    Posted on September 7th, 2009 chivacongelado No comments

    But it just gets better after repeated viewing.  And I don’t even like hip hop that much.

    • Share/Bookmark
  • Don’t tell Yoda what he can or can’t do

    Posted on August 31st, 2009 chivacongelado No comments

    Don't tell Yoda what he can or can't do

    He wasn’t particularly impressed by this District 9 ad ;)

    • Share/Bookmark
  • Let’s have fun with the Finnish language, part I

    Posted on August 21st, 2009 chivacongelado 2 comments

    Over the years I’ve learned to accept as normal the many differences and quirks Finnish has for someone learning it as a second language. Some of the most hilarious I’ve seen or heard from others below:

    Olen iloinen = I’m happy
    Olen loinen = I’m a parasite

    Minä välitän sinusta = I care about you
    Minä valitan sinusta = I (will) complain about you

    Minun kieli on turvonnut = My tongue is swollen
    Minun kulli on turvonnut = My dick is swollen (happened to a guy who had just gotten a tongue piercing)

    kolari = car crash
    Kolari= town in Finnish Lapland where snow (or something like it) fell this week

    • Share/Bookmark
  • Comercial en inglés, comercial en español

    Posted on May 20th, 2009 chivacongelado 1 comment

    Lo interesante de este comercial, estarán de acuerdo conmigo, es que en lugar de utilizar servicios de doblaje simplemente tomaron a la misma persona de su versión en inglés y lo pusieron a hablar español, con resultados aún más cómicos que el comercial original (abajo).  Además, estoy seguro que el mismo comercial en español no funcionaría fuera de Estados Unidos porque sonaría demasiado raro a todos aquellos que no están acostumbrados al acento de un angloparlante.  Creo que  es obvio que para los vendedores de este producto el mercado latino era lo suficientemente importante.

    • Share/Bookmark